Would You Rather Questions

Funny would you rather questions

Silly, slightly gross and impossible to answer with a straight face. Use these to break the ice when nobody knows each other yet. 25 questions.

1. Have every chair you sit on make a whoopee cushion noise or have every door you open creak like a horror movie?
2. Sweat maple syrup or cry fizzy lemonade?
3. Have your stomach growl in full sentences or have your knees creak like old stairs?
4. Drink everything through a ten-foot straw or eat everything with chopsticks as long as brooms?
5. Have the same jingle stuck in your head for a year or hear a faint kazoo wherever you go?
6. Look mid-sneeze in every photo ever taken of you or have your eyes shut in every photo ever taken of you?
7. Eat a sandwich that fell face down in the sand or drink a soda a fly just landed in?
8. Have a seagull steal one bite of every meal or have a raccoon move into your car?
9. Communicate only by singing opera for a day or communicate only through charades for a day?
10. Have fingers that squeak when you bend them or have a belly button that whistles in the wind?
11. Roar like a lion whenever someone says your name or burst into applause whenever someone says your name?
12. Own a toilet that applauds every time you flush or own a microwave that sighs whenever you open it?
13. Have your words come out a second late, like a bad dub or have everything you say come out autotuned?

14. Wear a full suit of armor to the beach or wear a wetsuit to a wedding?
15. Find a cold french fry in every pocket you own or find one hair in every meal you order?
16. Burp loudly after every thank you or squeal whenever you sit down?
17. Have autocorrect change one word per text to banana or have your phone read every text aloud in a cartoon voice?
18. Always have spinach stuck in your teeth or always have one shoelace untied?
19. High-five everyone you walk past or bow deeply to everyone you walk past?
20. Spend a day walking around on stilts or spend a day bouncing everywhere on a pogo stick?
21. Eat cereal with orange juice instead of milk or eat cereal with water instead of milk?
22. Let a bird build a nest in your hair or let a family of mice live in your hoodie pocket?
23. Have everything taste slightly of broccoli or have everything smell slightly of feet?
24. Sneeze loud enough to set off car alarms or yawn so wide your jaw clicks every time?
25. Live in a gingerbread house during a rainstorm or live in a jelly house during an earthquake?

Hard would you rather questions

Trade-offs with a real cost on both sides. Give people a minute to think, and expect the table to split. 25 questions.

1. Get $1 million today or get $60,000 a year for the rest of your life?
2. Lose every memory from your teenage years or lose every memory from the last five years?
3. Report a friend's serious mistake at work or cover for them and risk your own job?
4. Double your pay but see your family once a year or keep your pay and see your family every week?
5. Do a job you are great at but bored by or do a job you love but are only average at?
6. Have one close friend for life or have fifty good friends who come and go?
7. Go a year without a smartphone for $25,000 or keep your phone and turn down the money?
8. Take a guaranteed $10,000 or flip a coin for $100,000?
9. Get credit for a great idea that was not yours or watch someone else take credit for your best idea?
10. Have a comfortable life with no big stories or have a messy life full of great stories?
11. Move abroad for your dream job or stay near your friends in an okay job?
12. Lose every photo and video you have ever taken or lose every message and email you have ever saved?
13. Tell a friend their business plan is bad or watch them spend their savings on it?

14. Save every spare dollar for later or spend every spare dollar on experiences now?
15. Master any skill in a day but forget it in a month or learn slowly but keep every skill forever?
16. Keep a promise that no longer makes sense or break it and explain why?
17. Be the only one in your group who knows a big secret or be the only one in your group who does not?
18. Remember every embarrassing moment of your life in detail or forget your three proudest moments?
19. Work every weekend for five years and own your home outright or keep your weekends and pay a mortgage for 30 years?
20. Quit your job for a one-in-ten shot at your dream or stay safe and always wonder what if?
21. Speak up about a problem at work and become unpopular or stay quiet and watch the problem get worse?
22. Get one extra hour every day or get an extra $100 every day?
23. Have a friend who always shows up but never listens or have a friend who always listens but never shows up?
24. Forgive everyone a little too easily or never forget a single wrong done to you?
25. Owe a big favor to someone you dislike or miss out on the chance you wanted most?

Would you rather questions for adults

Rent, jobs, chores, friends and the small awkward moments of grown-up life. They stay at PG-13, so they work at a dinner party. 25 questions.

1. Pay half your income to live alone or live with three roommates and save a lot?
2. Have a landlord who never fixes anything or have a landlord who drops by without warning?
3. Live below neighbors who stomp around all night or live next to neighbors who complain about every sound?
4. Scrub the bathroom every week forever or do every grocery run forever?
5. Go on a blind date your parents set up or go on a date with someone who looks nothing like their photos?
6. Have a first date that runs four hours long or have a first date that ends after twenty minutes?
7. Always be the one who plans the group hangouts or always wait for someone else to make plans?
8. Share a six-hour car ride with your boss or share a conference hotel room with a coworker you barely know?
9. Get a $5,000 tax refund every year or never have to file taxes again?
10. Have a phone that is always at 10 percent battery or have a laptop that restarts for updates every day?
11. Host every family gathering at your place or drive four hours to every family gathering?
12. Have exciting work with a terrible boss or have boring work with a great boss?
13. Build flat-pack furniture for every friend who moves or carry the boxes for every friend who moves?

14. Live next door to your parents or live a six-hour flight away from your parents?
15. Sit next to a nonstop talker at a dinner party or sit at a dinner table where nobody talks at all?
16. Split every bill evenly with your friends or work out to the cent what everyone owes, every time?
17. Lend a friend $500 and never see it again or ask a friend for $500 and feel awkward forever?
18. Go to the dentist every month or renew your driver's license every month?
19. Have your coworkers follow all your social accounts or have your parents join your friends' group chat?
20. Pay off all your debt today or get $50,000 to spend however you like?
21. Get invited to every wedding of people you barely know or never get invited to a wedding again?
22. Have a home with no closet space or have a home with no natural light?
23. Look ten years older and feel ten years younger or look ten years younger and feel ten years older?
24. Get a perfect haircut from a barber who talks nonstop or get an okay haircut in total silence?
25. Forget your PIN at checkout with a long line behind you or forget a friend's name while introducing them?

Food would you rather questions

Every table has strong opinions about food, so these start arguments fast. Most of them are about what you would give up. 20 questions.

1. Live in a world with no cheese or live in a world with no chocolate?
2. Eat only food you cook yourself or eat only takeout for the rest of your life?
3. Have every meal be a little too spicy or have every meal be a little too bland?
4. Eat the same breakfast every day for life or never eat the same dinner twice?
5. Be a world-class baker or be a world-class grill master?
6. Eat a plate of fried crickets or eat a whole jar of pickled eggs?
7. Get a lifetime of free sushi or get a lifetime of free tacos?
8. Live above a bakery that starts baking at 4 every morning or live next to a barbecue joint that smokes meat all day?
9. Eat dinner in a glass dome on the seafloor or eat dinner on a platform hanging from a crane?
10. Have a fridge that restocks itself with random food or shop for every meal on the day you eat it?
11. Always get the wrong order at the drive-thru or always wait 30 minutes for the right one?
12. Put ranch on everything you eat or put hot honey on everything you eat?
13. Only eat foods that are green or only eat foods that are beige?
14. Give up bread forever or give up potatoes forever?
15. Cook dinner for a famous food critic or cook dinner for a picky five-year-old?
16. Try one bite of every dish at a 200-dish buffet or eat as much as you like of just one dish?
17. Have every meal served lukewarm or have every drink served lukewarm?
18. Grow every vegetable you eat or keep chickens for all your eggs?
19. Be banned from fast food forever or be banned from every restaurant except fast food?
20. Give a bite of every meal to whoever asks or never get offered a bite of anyone else's food?

Travel and adventure would you rather questions

Trips, flights, hotels and getting lost. Good on a road trip, in an airport, or with anyone planning a holiday together. 20 questions.

1. Sit by a loud chewer on a nine-hour flight or sit in front of a seat-kicker on a nine-hour flight?
2. Visit every country for just one day each or spend a full year in just one country?
3. Lose your luggage on the first day of a trip or lose your passport on the last day?
4. Travel for a month with no phone or travel for a month with only one outfit?
5. Sleep one night in an ice hotel or sleep one night in a glass pod on a cliff?
6. Swim alongside a whale shark or walk with elephants at a sanctuary?
7. Fly first class to places you have already been or fly economy to places you have never seen?
8. Take a 30-hour train across a continent or take three short flights with long layovers?
9. Get lost in a city where you cannot read the signs or get lost on a hiking trail with no signal?
10. Go skydiving once or go bungee jumping off a bridge once?
11. Travel with a friend who complains about everything or travel with a friend who is late for every bus?
12. See the northern lights or see a total solar eclipse?
13. Live in a camper van for a year or move to a new rental every week for a year?
14. Explore ancient ruins with no other tourists around or explore a buzzing city during its biggest festival?
15. Paddle through a glowing sea cave or ride a zipline over a rainforest?
16. Go wherever a spun globe lands or let a stranger plan your entire trip?
17. Drag a suitcase with a broken wheel for a whole trip or carry everything in a backpack that is too small?
18. Climb for six hours to reach a summit or ride a cable car up and see the same view?
19. Spend a week on a tiny island with no Wi-Fi or spend a week in a giant city you cannot afford?
20. Spend 12 hours stuck in an airport or spend 12 hours on a bus with no bathroom?

Superpower and sci-fi would you rather questions

Powers and gadgets that come with a catch. The catch is the point: the person who picks it has to say how they would live with it. 20 questions.

1. Have super strength only when nobody is watching or have super speed only while holding your breath?
2. Control the weather within one block of you or control every traffic light on your daily route?
3. Learn any skill by watching it once, but forget an old one or heal anyone's cuts and colds, but never your own?
4. Have a robot double that goes to work while you nap or have a hologram twin that answers all your calls?
5. Be the first person to talk to aliens on live TV or tour an alien ship in secret and have nobody believe you?
6. Visit a parallel world where you are famous or visit a parallel world where you never met your best friend?
7. Have X-ray vision you cannot switch off or have super hearing you cannot switch off?
8. Own a self-driving car that only plays one song or own a flying car that tops out at 10 mph?
9. Back up your memories online, with a small hacking risk or keep your memories only in your head, where they fade?
10. Change how you look at will, but keep your voice or sound like anyone you want, but keep your face?
11. Heat any drink to the perfect temperature by holding it or freeze any liquid with a touch?
12. Run across water for ten seconds at a time or jump as high as a two-story building?
13. Have an AI assistant that is brilliant but brutally honest or have an AI assistant that is polite but often wrong?
14. Pull any metal object toward you like a magnet or charge any battery just by touching it?
15. Live in a world with flying cars but no internet or live in a world with free internet but no cars?
16. Swap bodies with a random stranger one day a year or shrink to one inch tall one day a year?
17. Duplicate any object once a day or make any object vanish once a day?
18. Get the answer to any question, but an hour late or get instant answers that are right only 80 percent of the time?
19. Have a great power you can never tell anyone about or have a silly power everyone knows you have?
20. Breathe fire but get heartburn every time or shoot ice from your hands but always have cold fingers?

Summer and winter would you rather questions

Heat, snow, beaches and long summer days. Use these when the weather is all anyone is talking about. 15 questions.

1. Get through a heatwave with no air conditioning or get through a blizzard with no heating?
2. Have sand in your shoes all summer or have a runny nose all winter?
3. Shovel snow every winter morning or mow the lawn every summer evening?
4. Get a surprise snow day off work every month or get every Friday off all summer?
5. Go to the beach on a cloudy day with no crowds or go to the beach on the hottest, busiest day?
6. Get caught on a bike in a summer thunderstorm or get caught in your car in a snowstorm?
7. Have ice cream that melts in ten seconds or have hot soup that never cools down?
8. Hear mosquitoes buzzing every summer night or find your car doors frozen shut every winter morning?
9. Wear a winter coat in July or wear shorts in a January blizzard?
10. Spend every summer at the same beach house or spend every summer somewhere new?
11. Live where it rains every afternoon or live where it is windy every single day?
12. Get snowed in at a cabin for three days or camp on a beach and sleep under the open sky?
13. Get sunburned on the first day of a beach trip or catch a cold on the first day of a ski trip?
14. Have a backyard pool but no shade or have plenty of shade but no pool?
15. Sled down the steepest hill in town or ride the tallest water slide in the country?